How a Krieg Soldier Made Khorne RAGE QUIT - Warhammer 40k

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This archive contains: Daemonic manifestation, Khornate corruption attempts, weaponized death wishes, administrative complaints filed against Chaos Gods, and the systematic defeat of a Herald of Khorne through aggressive compliance with Protocol 17-4.

In the grim darkness of the far future, Guardsman 17-431 of the Death Korps of Krieg had one problem: after 847 days of suicide missions, he was still catastrophically alive. When Kha'Zarak the Skull Render—a thirty-foot daemon of Khorne—manifested to offer him glorious death, it made one fatal error: it assumed death was a threat, not a scheduling opportunity.

This is the story of how one Kriegsman broke a god that feeds on rage by treating cosmic horror as a customer service issue.