GF Wants To Sample Other Sausage!

Well, now. Set the bitch up with a spit roast, a DP, and a TP, Double Vag (DV) or Double Ansl (DA) if your gay enough... and leave that cage open so she can fly away. Move or change the locks...and phone number.

"Yeah sure..... No worries....
I'll just take my house keys back, and here is all your shit in these two suit cases....
Here I'll just escort you out the front door.
Don't come back.
Bye!"