GF’s Been Run Through!

To be fair Ribby, women can't estimate for shit. How much do you want your future husband to make? $100k, $300k, $500k... I mean I would like to meet a $500k or $1mil dollar pussy... I mean what do you do? Kiss it? Fuck it? Touch it? Bow to it? Lick it? Curse it? WTF fuck does that even look like? Coated in gold? Or Silver? Or platinum? Covered in TPE or silicone?

Also, they make less than $20k but they want a $100k man? Fucking entitlement! And, they can't estimate lengths or distances, hence more car wrecking... but they are experts at home-wrecking too. Two inches in life is six inches to them.

Oh Ribby, women watch mostly gay porn to watch men take it in the ass...like a bitch. Hey, it's painful. Women enjoy watching men in pain...

That's a question I rarely asked (I wasn't exactly a virgin myself), but when I did, it was usually within the first week or two; not after 1.5 years. My guess is she exhibited a certain set of "skills" a guy may not expect from a woman that young. Yikes!
Time to cue The Beach Boys:
"Round Round, Get Around, I Get Around..."