Get The Guns Dumb Fuck - See Pinned Comment.

Fuck I hate stupid women and stupid women characters - The Russian moveis have gurls with brains.

Not this, "Oh mummy should I go to the hospital with this bite?"

Well what do you fucking think IDIOT?

Yes I know it's only a movie...


"It's your car. You fix it."

But I don't know what to do!

Start by reading the owners manual.

What's that?

It's usually in the glove box and it's a basic book of instructions.

If you can't find it, then look online for the owners manual and download the PDF, and or contact the dealers spares dept...

AND if that is no good, then get a workshop manual for it.

Then get the right tools...

If however it's technically beyond you - hire a professional.



"If you can bake a cake, you can rebuild a V8 engine."

A book of directions, tools, and a correct proceedure.

Follow them, get them, and do them.


Or fuck off and call mummy.


What pisses me off about stupid women is that almost NONE of them even try to "fix things" or "get shit done" - they lean on the stupid weak minded men, to do their thinking and acting for them.

This is bad.

It creates women who never learn, never get the job done, and who are complete fucking morons.

When they are on a corporate payroll and the computer doesn't work, they call up someone else, who will tell them that their computer isn't plugged in.....

When they are home alone, running their own business, and it's 8pm, and they have NO OPTION except to fix it themselves, or their contacts fail, and they go out of business and are on the streets, well then they will apply themselves.....

Other than that - fuck them.