Georgia Free's Million Dollar Marriage

No one is laughing at this....
When their mothers give them an abbreviated name, from (probably) on the birth cirtificate, "Georgina" - which got shortened too Georgia, and "mummy' calls her Georgie. Well that tends to really fucking piss them off when other people call them that with a slightly nuanced tone, of antagonism, just to needle them...

I mean I had a teeny weeny little bit to do with "Georgie", and she was a disingenious self centered shit - with 1000 and 1 back doors to everything.

But I found her to be an immense source of merriment and jest....

However, my irritating insights and prophecy, about her, turned out to be quite true, and was independently cross collaborated, by many other men, with completely unconnected observations.