Fucking STUPID woman

What the fuck is up with this couple? Yes, Mr. Hanson, I know she's a moron, but objectively speaking, she's not a bad-looking gal. However...

...take a look at her man: the motherfucker looks like he's never done a pushup in his life, much less knows how throw a punch. To boot, how the hell do neither of them know that all they had to do was simply cover the pan with a lid? Hell, they could've doused the thing with a shit-ton of flour or cornmeal to quell the blaze. A fire needs oxygen to sustain itself, so why didn't either of them--oh...nevermind.

...I just realized that the fire was consuming the oxygen meant for those two idiots' brains. That's a certified pair of fuckin' muppets if I've ever seen a set. My apologies for missing the obvious. Good day to you, sir. Carry on.

IQs have dropped sharply in the last 50 years .

"Turn it off!" shouts the simp, and then leaves it on...
You'd expect anyone to know how a stove works... Guess you're wrong...

These are Pornstars... bred for fucking... Porn Pros I believe is the company.

Two morons trying to install a lightbulb LoL. Imagine if they tried to do something difficult.