Eik Dry Assfucked By San Franshitsco Customs & Border Patrol

To EVERY CBP employee in San Franshitsco; please fuck right off! You just wasted $1500 of a man's savings AND you made my wife cry! When you deny entry to a law-abiding Swiss gamer entering on a pre-approved visa, it just shows what braindead cocksuckers you are!
MANY friends are going to be saddened by NOT seeing the world-famous Swiss gamer this holiday season. I hope all of you heartless fucks get coal in your stockings, because you just took a 10 pound shit in ours!