Don't Become A Labrador

I had lots of lies in my divorce, I was even threatening her with a shotgun.......even though I never had one then, but did have a pellet gun pistol I used for rats. Guess they are the same gun

@SoloManZone: I didn't have a Gun, it was her that was tyhe expert at Shooting, usually "Shooting Her mouth off"! and as for some of the things I was supposed to have done to her would put the Karna Sutra to shame as well as being humanly inpossible! lol!

@mrghoster: Its terrible

Think what its like now.....life over

@SoloManZone: BRUUUUHHH! you just given me a cold chill down my back!

I'd be a black lab

@SoloManZone: Yeh, me too. A black Gun Dog and I would make sure my gun's were good one's as well!

Never been married, btw.

@sauger1001: so if I was a femon I would say "you've never been married because you can't get a femon" shaming tactic

Knights use to kneel before their king, to swear allegiance

@SoloManZone: Agreed. Even THAT makes more sense than kneeling before a femon, practically BEGGING her to marry me. In the words of the Lost In Space Robot: "That does not compute".

@SoloManZone: I've learned since grammar school, that if a femon tries to use shaming language, that meant she liked me. Made no sense then, nor now. LMAO!

@SoloManZone: ... and sometimes to the Queen.

Why the Hollywood of course; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvHqbsOBUNQ