Coca Colas Christmas Death Drink for You

Mexico doesn't have any clean potable water to drink, they just let kids in school drink Coca-Cola

But Trump drinks Coke all the time and he has no health problems
Yeah he’s slightly obese at 240 pounds at 6’3” but thIs doesn’t affect his health at all

I know they say Sprite isn’t good for you but I love Sprite soda - it tastes like magic and it gives me a feeling no other drink can ever give me

America ?? makes Sprite super affordable and easy to access so I have a hard time saying no to it - Am Pm gives you one huge 20 oz cup with free refills for only 58 cents including tax, 7 Eleven’s Big Gulp is only 74 cents including tax and McDonald’s large sodas are only $1 (other places usually charge $2.50)

I just love watching the 1990s animated polar bear commercials made by Coca-Cola that used outdated CGI - one of them had a polar bear swimming underwater, another had polar bears watching the Northern lights, another had a baby polar bear meeting some penguins (even tho polar bears live in the North Pole, penguins in South Pole)

I live in Las Vegas and I get to see that super giant Coca-Cola bottle next to M&M’s World everyday
The bottle itself is an elevator that I get to use a lot