Chameleons be like

Old and SOOOOO desperate....

So very very very desperate.

I mean she is not bad looking, she is cashed up and falling all over her self to get him and keep him.....

But I would start to be looking to ghost her and move out ASAP - if not that very moment, because I don't recall just how many carving knives she usually keeps in the draws, and why my bedroom door doesn't lock.... from the inside.