A woman has re-entered the dating world after a very long time. She is completely shocked.

Her bottom's bottomed out. Get to a gym and prey.

I'm looking into my crystal ball and i see plenty of cats, dildo's and boxed wine in her future.
It's feminism's gift to you.

01:01 "My confidence level has completely bottomed out."

Not because of why *you* think it has...
Listen honey, you think you are contorting your face because you think men are beneath your standards. You need to look at your face. It looks like a catchers mit that has been left out in the sun, without being oiled.
Enjoy your cats and boxed wine, slag.

The grass always seemed "greener" on the other side, until she "realized" she's not the "cow" she used to be.