A blonde witch cannot decide if she wants a giant trouser snake or cash.

Imagine giving your Best for something other men got for free.

This answers the question of "why don't you know you're own children"? some people have asked me
It's because I'm the big banana....ya know the one she ate before she goes back to the small banana for more money
It's not like I'm the only one,like a third of married men are raising a kid that's not theirs

Mind you I would want to put my "Banana Split" inside that!

Women don't even need Ice Cream to get brain "CELL" Freeze these day's!