$40,000 Truck, But Living at Home

9:43 -- Yes, the 3-ton internal combustion engine driven codpiece is a thing. These pickup trucks, and most of them out there, have served this role and been marketed as such starting in the 1980s. As we have all dropped much father down the clown world rabbit hole over the decades since, it has only gotten crazier -- and much more harmful -- to indulge in any of this.

Aaron, that Ford Pickup in your Thumbnail Pic is more like $85,000. You cannot find a $40,000 Truck on a dealers lot.