Your new 4runner Is Spying on you

At this rate, I'll NEVER buy a new car, of ANY brand.

Points and coil ignition, a decent interior light, and fuck all else in the electricks.

Honda's spy satellite bullshit of 5 computers, 17 sensors and 7,000 Km of wiring...

You can just fuck right off.

This is pretty fucking rude - if you ask me.

You only buy a car to get you from A to B and back again.

Aside from building a carriage of acceptable quality - the manufacturer has NO other fucking place in your life, what so ever.

*laughs in 1970 Ford Thunderbird two-door*