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YOU CAN SMOKE ONE BUT DON'T PUNCH ONE., MAN KILLED BY CAMEL IN RUSSIA ( I KNOW RIGHT )

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Published on 08 Feb 2023 / In Film & Animation

The only camels I thought they had in Russia you could smoke. Here is the story with my comments in ( parenthesis ):
An angry camel has bitten and trampled a man to death at a children's holiday camp in Siberia, Russia. ( There is a lot of things to question in that paragraph... is it a children's gulag holiday camp ? )

The watchman, 51, punched the 'peaceful' camel in the face, provoking the animal. A local report said 'the animal did not appreciate such treatment', and the camel retaliated by biting the man several times. ( The camel was peaceful until provoked ).

The victim was taken to a nearby hospital in Omsk, but it was not possible to save him. Bactrian two-humped camels can grow to over seven feet tall ( standing on all four legs ) and weigh as much as 1,800lbs (816kg). ( So this dumb ass attacks one... vodka involved ? )

Prosecutors are investigating whether the camel was lawfully allowed to be held at the children's camp. ( No shit Sherlock )

Bactrian camels live in Central and East Asia's rocky deserts and are adapted to deal with extremes of temperature, with a thick shaggy coat that falls away in the summer months. ( Kind of like mine I suppose ).

Wild bactrian camels have become critically endangered, with populations declining rapidly over the last 60 years due to hunting and loss of habitat. Fewer than 1,000 still live in the wild today. ( Well don't kill it, it was provoked ).

I have no problem with this. Bury the dude, get the camel away from the kids and move on...

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GenerationLESS
GenerationLESS 1 year ago

Motherfucker got what he deserved. Good for the camel.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

There is a woman by the ame RobinDavidson who wrote the book "From Alice to Ocean" Hardcover – 26 November 1992, which was then made into a movie - see if you can borrow the book.... It's a good read... I think it was a rather large hard cover book with lots of beautiful pictures in it... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robyn_Davidson

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Robyn Davidson... Y not I.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Images: "From Alice to the Ocean"

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Yeah she talked about leading a team of camels from Alice Springs to the Ocean - straight north 1700 miles and she had some femails and the wild (feral camels) wanted to mate with them - since they were on heat and she had to get her rifle and kill them / or one of them... because it was going to kill her... and she talked about stories that if camels want to fuck and your around, they will on occassion, come after the owners and just kill them... Just like in the video excep the ONE hump camels are WAY bigger and stronger... and have HUGE mouths.. Just "Chomp" and your done for.

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bigintol03
bigintol03 1 year ago

"I'd walk a mile to smoke a Camel"! >:)

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

I think they can open their jaws more than the distance from the front of your head to the back of your head..... but going for the neck and chomping through the spine seems to be their favourite way to kill each other and people... Unless of course, they really don't like you - then they just have at it until long after you are dead.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

This MIGHT be true or it might be speculation.... But I thought the idea of Arabs in the desert with Camels (wealth, trade and commerce) carried the big curved knives to cut the throats of cames if the were attacked by the camels.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khanjar

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

It might not be THE reason, but it might be ONE of the reasons... Camels when they are in the mood for fucking - can be very dangerous and they kill their owners with impunity.

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Councilof1
Councilof1 1 year ago

In this case the camel smoked him.

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