Women's Loyalty, Orange Man Strikes Back, Game Industry Desperation, + More!

Right off the bat I only play older games these days. Haven't even cared about newer indie games anymore they are getting the early release + DLC + DLC and so on model also.
I'm playing Medieval 2 as Milan right now and love the visuals. I don't like the newer games because of the CGI look. Older games from around 2000-2010 on PC had the best look and overall art design of simple things like menus. Organic physics of the Total War series peaked in Med 2 back in 2007/2008 or whatever. The one paid expansion is 4 new campaigns with all factions included. Today you have to buy factions after buying the expansion campaigns priced individually. No amusing trait system with generals ending being Cuckolds for the lolz. Or 'the Merciless.' The newer games are sanitized with all the Monty Python humor taken out. General speeches get wild and what they would call racist. Unless it's Scottish General smack talking an English General. But the game has Muslims to crusade against and that gets spicy. Or the Mongolian General you click on who says he's going to take your lands and women. Today you get showcased female 'men-at-arms' unit skin for DEI and they aren't even hot to make up for it. Maybe the Warhammer series has some sexy game models but I wouldn't expect too much like Azur Lane or anything. I know recently they had a Pharaoh Total War which sounds suspicious. Thank the gods Medieval 2 has multiple factions to unlock easily and 5 total campaigns. Then there's Rome 1 the classic which is more beautiful than the remaster and it's ugly UI changes. I suppose the unit models may look better, but not the campaign or battle UI. Regardless they can't mess with my Rome 1 disc copy that does not require online connection.

Aww it's Tohru.