Men should start talking in public about how amazing it is that vaginas stretch big enough to pass a baby, and have you seen the size of those things, fucking massive round heads, things weigh up to 10 pounds or more, like a salmon. Wonder if that has anything to do with that smell, anyway... Ever see those massive, fire hydrants sized dildos they cram halfway to their lungs, on the internet? Wow. Cunts are huge. You could live in one your whole life it it wasn't so musty.
@GenerationLESS: ...that nobody is going to drink. Fortunately, she has a massive, well worn box to store it in. I can almost hear it, sloshin' about...
@The Man Inside: uhm reconstructive surgery... oh wait, we talking about the collapse. Well, maybe surgery... guess it depends on how good her cooking skills are and her ability to swallow...
Wow... spoken like a real cock expert. "Now that it is hard, I am really satisfied with the results?!" She could not have just said this innocently... "I prefer the white cock for the backdoor... it's a little beat up but it'll get the job down..." LOL. Makes literally sense though...
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TWRA OR DIE!
Good joke indeed. Kudos to her seriousness on the subject.
Men should start talking in public about how amazing it is that vaginas stretch big enough to pass a baby, and have you seen the size of those things, fucking massive round heads, things weigh up to 10 pounds or more, like a salmon. Wonder if that has anything to do with that smell, anyway... Ever see those massive, fire hydrants sized dildos they cram halfway to their lungs, on the internet? Wow. Cunts are huge. You could live in one your whole life it it wasn't so musty.
Hopefully she'll keep that saucy, jocular attitude when civilization collapses. It'll go a long way to smooth over any potential gan grapes.
Wow... spoken like a real cock expert. "Now that it is hard, I am really satisfied with the results?!" She could not have just said this innocently... "I prefer the white cock for the backdoor... it's a little beat up but it'll get the job down..." LOL. Makes literally sense though...