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When Dad Asks You to Bang Step-Mom... | Ride and Roast

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Terrence Popp
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Published on 03 Feb 2021 / In Comedy

⁣One of the most disturbing tales of attempted cuckoldry ever committed to the printed word has Popp ready to shut down his brain pan and call it a day.

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Judge_Joshua
Judge_Joshua 2 months ago

As far as morals are concerned: Going, going, gone!

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Maverick7508
Maverick7508 2 months ago

I had sex with a friend's mother once, in another friend's apartment... I never could look that guy in the face afterwards. It didn't help that I found out she had a habit of sleeping with guys her sons age, which was not a good indicator regarding how she looked at her son... Son also had no clue, poor bastard.

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Lucifer333
Lucifer333 23 days ago

Almost happened, she was hot 35 year old, I was 18 at the time.

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KEEPER
KEEPER 2 months ago

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Councilof1
Councilof1 2 months ago

So disturbing and I couldn't stop laughing. Good find.

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oreoninja303
oreoninja303 2 months ago

If you pick up your crush and she brings and guys and they're making out in the back seat, you're in the friend zone.

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Warner
Warner 2 months ago

Seems to me that the father sees his son as a "blank slate" (which he isn't), and his partner as one too (which she is).
No healthy boundaries. Run for your fucking life.

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Mustang
Mustang 2 months ago

RoboCat, it wasn't "retarded" at all!!! You were acting responsible and using wisdom far beyond your young age. And we humans are not animals. We were created in the image of God.

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

From my preteens until my late teens, I had lots of drunken female family members come up to me/sit very close to me/rub up to me during family gatherings where the women made it clear they wanted to fuck. Many of those were married but I never did it with any of them and I strongly regret it. That's the jist of it.

The explanation is..... basically I was raised by a single mother. After the divorce we moved near my mother's family. There were frequent family gatherings since everyone lived nearby. Family+friends kind of thing. My mother's family is mostly women, she had 5 sisters and 2 brothers and they in turn had mostly daughters. Here's the thing, all of the women in my mother's family were knockouts but all of them both men and women were alcoholics of the worst kind. They all loved to drink and almost none of them could handle their drink. Being underage was no impediment since I was constantly offered booze and cousins around my age were always drinking with the adults. I simply CHOSE not to drink because I was disgusted by what I saw; Men acting extra-stupid and extra-violent while women acted ultra-slutty. I'd say about half of the children from the women were illegitimate.

For reasons like that, when I had an aunt, a cousin or even my mother(!) when she was so sloshed that to her I could be anyone.... when one of them would clumsily approach me, put their hands on me or just tell me to go with them, I would just shoo them away no matter how much they insisted. I regret doing this. At the time I felt I had to be "better" than the pack of losers that I was surrounded by. I had to take the "high road" and "not behave like an animal" which is retarded.... a young man during his teenage years MUST act like an animal, MUST act in stupid ways, that is the time when he MUST do these things.

There's a difference between always acting like an animal and doing stupid things vs. knowing when to act like an animal and do something 'stupid'. I had everyone's absolute trust, too. Damn it. I could have gotten away with such crazy shit if I hadn't been so goddamned principled.

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celticgaurdian1400
celticgaurdian1400 2 months ago

Right up there with you, RoboCat. When you are young you should do some wild and crazy stuff to better understand why you shouldn't later in life. We are of a dying breed, we're the ones that will sit back and watch everyone else have fun while we suffer under our own Code and at times be chastised for it. On the bright side though, we do not spend the next 20 years cleaning up after our mistakes but instead spend them growing even better!

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

@celticgaurdian1400: Yep, you are spot-on. As you say, I made mistakes but never anything I couldn't handle. On the other hand, during my teens I knew guys that knocked up a girl and had their entire life go to shit, I knew guys that got away with a crime which lead to worse crimes until they got caught and it didn't even well but worst of all, the guys that as early as their teens got addicted to alcoholc or drugs. 20 years to recover from these things seems optimistic but I understand your point and I agree. Prudent men that learn from the mistakes of others are rare, especially these days...... BY THE WAY, I have zero problem with alcohol or people that drink alcohol. I simply choose not to and will always choose not to. Just saying.

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Séan Northern
Séan Northern 2 months ago

Gentlemen, excellent job so far. You have made this old medic sick, and I truly thought I had seen / heard / smelled / touched it all!

Back in the mid-90s, when I was a young medic on pre-deployment training for the former Yugoslavia, I got sent to another base to qualify as an armoured ambulance crew commander. My section commander on course, we will call her Master Corporal Hippvee, rode me like a rented mule the whole course (and not in the good way, lads!). One of my mates on course asked if I had fucked her sister, in her bed, while she was watching, after standing her up for a date... that was the kind of level of sadistic vengeance-hate I got. I had never met her before this course, but I am a shit-disturbing wise-ass, so I made a game out of the quantity and quality of meltdowns I could get out of her in a day.
Part of the drug deal that my chain of command pulled to get me slated on this course was that I would work in the base clinic whenever I wasn't required for the course. Well, I wasn't needed the last Tuesday morning of the course, and I found myself in Warts Clinic. This is where we cryogenically burn off warts. All kinds of warts. In all kinds of places. And the joint was hopping!
In this corner, weighing in at "holy shit, who's cornflakes did we shit in to pull this duty?": three medics. And in this corner, weighing in at "how many people can we raw-dog in how many ways for how many days?": half the fucking population of the base. We three touched more genitals each that day than all of PornHub combined. And, you guessed it! I got the distinct "pleasure" of Master Corporal Hippvee... (no Popp, her name wasn't Horton). Now it is probably not a good idea to try and jack up the guy with the cryogenic gun who is applying liquid nitrogen to your junk, but we all know that the Army is where good ideas go to die. Keeping professional was less of a moral dilemma than patching up Johnny Jihad in Afghanistan after man-love Thursday-ing my 'terp in my bunk. Her case was so bad that the treatment took a good 20 minutes, when it normally takes about five (no Popp, I told you, her name wasn't Amy!).
Fast forward a couple of days of on- and off-road manoeuvres and testing, and we went out for our course party. Night time plus Canada in the early winter plus drinking plus wanna-be discotheque equals very dark and very loud. So I was getting drunk with my mates when a woman appeared beside me. I couldn't really see her, we couldn't really talk, so we danced. And by dance, I mean I did a good approximation of a seizing palsy victim after a VX attack. That did not seem to bother my companion, who promptly began exploring my tonsils with her tongue. Things got pretty heavy, and I was certain I was going to get my dicky sticky, when one of my mates jumped in and dragged me out... half a step ahead of the police! Apparently, some locals though badly of the soldiery taking over their watering hole, and had a gentlemanly disagreement which escalated quickly. Funny how the little head keeps a man from noticing he is about to get throat punched by some ill-tempered riot cop!
Next day dawns with me still in my clothes, sporting an Olympic gold-medal hang-over, and my mate screaming at me to get into uniform for graduation parade. Off-gassing a distillery, about as stable as a feminist in a church-held MRA convention, I stood praying for the blessed and glorious word beloved by all who have endured parades: "dismissed". Of course, first I had to endure the inspection. Out walks Master Corporal Hippvee. Straight. At. Me. And she was smiling.
She looked at me and said in the sweetest tone, "Good morning, Corporal Bearfrog". Stunned, I stammered out, "Good morning, Master Corporal."
At which point, she pouted, jams a paper in my hand, and said to me, "It's Cat. Here is my room number."
It was at that point when three things happened. First, I realised that I had been swapping spit with this woman the night before. Second, that I wish I had paid more attention during escape and evasion exercises. Third, I vowed unto God that I would buy the mate who pulled me away from her beer and women until his first-born died.
Thankfully, I nopped out of there successfully, never saw Master Corporal Hippvee again, and made sure to repay my mate (repeatedly) for keeping my junk disease-free!

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

Nice. I can't imagine that getting involved with that type of woman, especially if she has power over you in any way, would end in anything but disaster. Excellent last-second save from the other guy.

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celticgaurdian1400
celticgaurdian1400 2 months ago

By Crom's teachings, that's the kind of story where if told at a bar during any day that ends in "y" the bartender himself will buy your friend the next round!

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MGTOW_Viking
MGTOW_Viking 2 months ago

Wow.. that was certainly worth the read mate - and your story-telling style is brilliant !!

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CalNotSuperman
CalNotSuperman 2 months ago

my ex's Bff once said to my wife and I we should have a threesome. my ex nearly lost it. we left immediately. yeah, i never fucked her ; good simp. Soon after I divorced my wife ; 27 years later , their friendship ended. i live in another state and I wouldn't f$$k that girl with yall's dick and a pole. At this point her pus is so big she can probably chew on it. just sayin.

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Darth__KEK
Darth__KEK 2 months ago

MOTHER FUCKER!

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Ratherbefishing
Ratherbefishing 2 months ago

@Darth Carnifex the Sith King: Truth!

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Johnny_Cage
Johnny_Cage 2 months ago

Just by the "just kidding" and the "you never loved me" responses, it's obvious to me that his father is a huge effeminate, bisexual beta-male. Those morons act and speak and emote JUST like women. Right? We've gone over this fact MANY times on many videos from lots of creators here on MGTOW.TV!!

It's damned revolting and disgusting. These degenerates need to be redeemed and get therapy for their terrible sexual traumas they probably had.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

I am not totally sure IF this is a real story, OR it's just crap invented by someone writing shit, just to see what happens. Or both.... Humanities proclivity to talk about bullshit, AND to engage in bullshit.... apparently knows no bounds.... This is mental. Out of here.

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DutchCobbler
DutchCobbler 2 months ago

I live in a ritzy neighborhood and a retired "sex worker" moved in and started flirting with me. She wasn't bad looking, a bit underweight (and I like them thin, bu even I thought she needed a meal or two). This went on for a few weeks when she moved into my apartment complex, and started escalating where she would make all kinds of excuses to come into my home (including to make an emergency 911 call, in which case I offered her my cell outside but she 'needed to sit down'. Every time I let her in she'd do what she said, including making that call, and then linger around, making low-effort small talk, while trying to grope me.

I kept letting her in because there was always something "important" but truth was she had an in with some neighbors that had been making threats and I was letting her talk to find out who was saying what. Not going to lie and say I hated the attention, but she wasn't the first or only woman playing games like these with me, and she seemed harmless.

On one occasion I was sitting on the floor while she was at my place, and she just out of nowhere sat on top of me and started to fondle little Dutch, and I old her she needed to go. She refused and wrapped her legs around my waist, so I stood up while she stayed latched onto me, and listened to her gush about how strong I was while I walked to the front door in sight of all my neighbor's places and waited for her to get tired and let go.

This escalated further after about 3 months. She was getting frustrated, talking a lot about how she was a 1k an hour 'sex worker' offering it to me for free, then complained that she was getting tired of throwing herself at me and being rejected. I didn't say anything, but I have a genuine fear of STDs, and I know here are many women out there that have them. I don't and want to keep it that way, which is why I stopped going to bars and clubs only to sober up mid-thrust in total strangers (which usually ended with me pulling out before completion, running for the shower and leaving while they complained because I didn't complete the act... the female ego is fragile to, fellas). The way I saw it an escort was a higher risk than bored farm girls on Friday benders.

By the end of it she had gotten as far as trying to blow me. I had just gotten out of the shower and she had just gotten home from church, all dressed up and smelling incredibly good. I was wearing only a robe, didn't know it was her (I suspected) because I ha a friend coming over that afternoon and thought she (friend) was early. The neighbor showed herself in and started gabbing again and I kept telling her to leave, she said she wouldn't until I would at least talk to her, so we were talking and it was more complaining about my lack of responsiveness to her. She started talking up a big game about all the things she would do for me, it was like she was in my head trying to find the magic words. "Want me to sit on your lap while you work?" "Maybe you want me to wear a leash and sit next to you until you're ready for me, or tie me to your bed and ignore me until you want me?" "Please, at least let me suck your dick, okay?" I kept telling her she should be going even though little Dutch was liking what she had to say. Before I knew what was happening she had dropped to her knees and pulled my robe open in one fluid move and was trying to get a half-staff to go full mast. My first impulse was to grab her by the shoulders and push her off, (STDS STDS STDS was going off in my brain like a siren) but I started getting a little into it for about a minute before it occurred to me that she was really bad at that. I've gotten bad blowjobs, I've gotten mind blowing blowjobs, this pro was as exciting as soggy Wheaties. Nothing was happening, I went completely flaccid in her mouth.

I showed her to the door, and a barely saw her much after that. She eventually stopped trying, and now, about two years later, we hardly acknowledge one another when we see each other.

That wasn't my craziest story (the girl fights, moms delivering my drunk ass to their daughter's place, and cheating wives stories are crazier) but I'm pressed for time and just put down the first one that popped into my head.

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Darth__KEK
Darth__KEK 2 months ago

Well, Mr Negative Dutch boy... you don't sound very hiv POSITIVE!!

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Darth__KEK
Darth__KEK 2 months ago

@Darth__KEK: [i'm hoping everyone gets that joke] seriously Dutchie you make the right call.

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DutchCobbler
DutchCobbler 2 months ago

@Darth__KEK: No worries, man. Got the joke, but in reality STDS scare the shit out of me, and I've been very lucky considering the risky life I thank God I outgrew in my bar and nightclubs phase.

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

Interesting story but I have one observation. The "women have fragile egos too" comment is nonsensical to the extreme. Not only do women have fragile egos, they are on average extremely more fragile than even an insecure man. Your story stands out to me because I've seen women get rejected and have rejected a few myself. I've never seen one take it well and have even gotten stalked multiple times by attractive women that you would think have better things to do...... women have everyone and everything catering and pandering to them their entire lives. To say that their ego is fragile compared to men would be a colossal understatement. The woman in the story seems to have taken rejection remarkably well compared to what I've seen. I was honestly expecting a false rape accusation at the end.

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DutchCobbler
DutchCobbler 2 months ago

@RoboCat: Yes, she was one of the more balanced reactions, but she was a pro and I'd been cold shouldering her for months. I had one woman try to kick my door down to get to another woman that was in my apartment. Another was a 9 times divorced woman that, after only knowing me for about 6 weeks, threateneed to kill herself because I didn't want to be #10, and the list goes on. I see your point and I agree, but a ot of women have backup guys and orbiters, and many put on airs so a lot of men I've seen talking in MGTOW circles appear to think the male ego is crushed more than the female ego. The Thot Audit proved for a small moment that women do not value themselves beyond their appearances, but men forget that woman are vastly more talk than walk when it comes to being "emotionally stronger" than men.

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

@DutchCobbler: Yep, most of that is spot-on but I contend that you are putting too much stock in a woman's back-up guys and orbiters. Yes they will soften any impact after the fact but a woman simply not getting her way when she wants is typically enough to set her off regardless of the quality or quantity of betas around her. As I said, even I have had stalkers, attractive stalkers and I'm a lifelong nerd with a pretty boring lifestyle and barely enough money to sustain myself. The level of freak-out and mental derangement women display when rejected is very extreme because their ego is frail as glass regardless of their coping mechanism, and also they can get away with throwing that tantrum . We are largely in agreement with one another but slight disagreement on exact details. Fair enough. Let us agree to disagree.

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Lucifer333
Lucifer333 23 days ago

translation: " She wasn't bad looking, a bit underweight " = drug addict

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Lucifer333
Lucifer333 23 days ago

@DutchCobbler: those are weird ass stories man, I dont remember the Netherlands being this fucked up? or you only date tokkies?

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celticgaurdian1400
celticgaurdian1400 2 months ago

Here's one for you guys: About 12 years ago when I was in my early 20's, before I moved halfway across the country, I was my group's GM for DND when a buddy of mine's younger sister was wanting me to teach her and her friends how to play. Not interested in her in any way other than being civil-the Gut always said "Nope" when she or the rest of our group tried planting seeds for a few weeks (keep this in mind).

One Friday night when we were taking a quick 15 minute break for me to plan out the next part of the adventure, his sister sits down next to me and started begging and pleading me to come over to her girlfriend's house the following Friday to show them the basics and how to play. After about 10 minutes of this, and despite my Gut's best effort to warn me, I relented and said sure and to text me the address and time.

I pull up to the house and knock on the door carrying my bag of supplies (blank sheets, note paper, grid paper, pencils, dice, a few figures, books, etcetera..) when this cute red head girl, no more than 14/15 answers, we'll call her Brittany. Confirmed address with Brittany and explained what was here for. She invited me in since buddy's sister was already inside.

Head to living room and it is just the three of us. Break out the books, paper, pencils, and dice and each one is next to me on the couch, Brittany on my left and buddy's sister on right. Focusing on explaining the game to them as slowly as I could so as to be better understood, I did not notice at the time how both were slowly scooting closer or the fact that both girls were wearing makeup and clothes that *ahem* "accentuated" what they already had.

Finally came to the small details of fleshing out characters and ages came up. Learned that buddy's sister was 17 and Brittany was 15. They started talking about how guys their ages are just too immature and didn't know how to talk to girls so they have been bored since their boyfriends stopped talking to them. The Gut makes an alarm bell so loud I could taste it, and quickly go to bathroom. Followed gut's advice and texted a different buddy to call me in about five minutes, then changed contact's name on phone. I go back out and place my phone down on the table. Five minutes to the second later phone rings, I fabricate my half of a conversation with job about needing to come in right away for an emergency. Pack up and apologize to girls then left, never went back.

Find out about six weeks later why their boyfriends stopped talking to them, both girls were pregnant from a pair of older guys who had skipped town after they told them the "good news" a month prior. Didn't just dodged a bullet, dodged a whole damn shooting range!

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

As I was reading the story, I had a feeling that it was a baby trap. I don't play tabletops but I am a staunch, lifelong nerd.... whenever a woman but especially a young woman expresses interest in a nerd hobby like D&D, she's up to something extra-sinister. Most nerds would have fallen for that trick hook, line & sinker because they're desperate for female validation. Anyway, nice dodge.

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Johnny_Cage
Johnny_Cage 2 months ago

@RoboCat: You're entirely correct. So true. Selfish piece of crap bitches have lots of bad karma coming to them.

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SEE them TURN
SEE them TURN 2 months ago

My girlfriend tried to make me into a cuckold so i jumped over her fence and fucked her neighbour. I did that every other night untill my balls were incapable. They would compete to empty me. They were both fit as fuck. Best week of my life. Then i got my mates wife pregnant. My next goal is to have a baby making war with my pall in thailand who looks like hitler and born on same day. He's winning 4/1 but i got 2 ready to hatch 4 me.

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Alucard1776
Alucard1776 2 months ago

I would rather self-destruct then do that

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Section_8
Section_8 2 months ago

When I was 24 I dabbled on adult friend finder. There was one good looking 40 something women that I befriended. One day she ask me if I would like to come to her place and fuck her with 6 other dudes while her husband watches and record everything with a camcorder... before you ask I said no, not my type of shit.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

It's UNHEALTHY and it's also a HUGE VD risk.

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Johnny_Cage
Johnny_Cage 2 months ago

Thank God you said no. I've had similar requests on AFF before I got the hell off of those filthy sites. Just think of the blackmail material, the possible leveraging of claiming rape against you. People will do all kinds of shit, because they are psychopaths.

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Shadow Monk
Shadow Monk 2 months ago

Oh no way bang bang nuh uhhh, She’s never my responsibility...”SpaceGhost”

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Alucard1776
Alucard1776 2 months ago

Nope, self-destruct sequence initiated count down activated 3 2 1

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jeffclouser
jeffclouser 2 months ago

Blake, you are one sick puppy. Keep up the good work !

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crimson hawk
crimson hawk 2 months ago

this is..... gross

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LongRedRoad
LongRedRoad 2 months ago

lol... I was 16 and my aunt and I where 'baby sitting my baby sister' we were both drinking, it was getting good and we were going to do the dirty. Then my parents threw a cross body cock block with they came home early that night. So sadly it never happened.
also a great video!

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Johnny_Cage
Johnny_Cage 2 months ago

Damn. She could have claimed you raped her, and extorted money and favors from you.

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

@Darth Carnifex the Sith King: Ehhh, I can understand distant counsin and sexy aunt since those usually happen when a man is in his teens at his maximum hormonal furor. If you try to tell me you wouldn't go for it if you had the chance during your mid teens, you are a fucking liar or a massive, lifelong cuck.

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Johnny_Cage
Johnny_Cage 2 months ago

@RoboCat: You're spot on three

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Johnny_Cage
Johnny_Cage 2 months ago

@RoboCat: You're spot on right there. Mine wss a hot cousin with a sexy juicy ass. She was a Latina. Mmm....

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

@Darth Carnifex the Sith King: 7 rambling, nonsensical responses in a row just to me? put the drugs down and sleep it off, you have had too much dope for one day.

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RoboCat
RoboCat 2 months ago

@Darth Carnifex the Sith King: I'm not sure if you're incredibly retarded or just a troll but I'll give you one proper response and then dismiss you from the onward; No, dipshit. I wouldn't fuck women in my family but a young man in his teenage years at life's peak of hormonal rush should do it if he gets the chance because his teenage years are when he could and should do stupid things of that nature. That was my point. Also, the site said I had 7 responses and all were from you so get fucked with your bullshit, little cuck

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Hammerhead69
Hammerhead69 2 months ago

WTF!

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Titan MGTOW
Titan MGTOW 2 months ago

Hey look !! Now it is RACIST if ONLY WHITE people get KILLED BY THE JEWJAB.
Leaving behind who, to be fit and healthy and not white in white countries?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne....ws/article-9161705/S

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Johnny_Cage
Johnny_Cage 2 months ago

Yep. That is who the White 'elites' are allied with against the rest of the White race. Yeah, don't tell me Whites don't have a huge problem with GREED. That very fact is glaring proof of that. They sell their own people/birthright out for money and meaningless status of being the Alpha Jewish Slaves! Does that sound familiar? [Blacks selling each other as slaves, then being enslaved themselves].

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Titan MGTOW
Titan MGTOW 2 months ago

@Johnny_Cage: Our so called white elite, are the great whore mentioned in Revelation. Supposed to be the Bride of christ, but instead with itching ears went running off listening to jewish fables.It's all coming to a head soon.commies will end food supply, then we take on the MAGOG INVADERS.

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Titan MGTOW
Titan MGTOW 2 months ago

LMFAO. Dude you Rock !!!!

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