[Up Vote] If you were a puddle, then I would scoop you up to pour you into the sea. If you were a worm, then I would put you in the garden box to make the soil fertile.
If you love something, then set it free to be with its own kind.
It allows one to go to the bar to pick up another "puddle" or "worm" for fun before the sun rises again...
Yeah, she does bring piece! A piece of ass! However, she talks away all your peace, quietness, and sanity and shatters that fucking table into pieces to be sold or carted off... Is ass really worth it? With sex dolls and vibrators? Soon, obedient Sexbots? Hey, she replaced men with a battery operated assistant: Return the favor!
@Stalwart: Be a smart ass: If you were a puddle of water, I'd piss in it to warm you up and so you would not have to be alone. If you were a worm, I'd pick you up and go fishing. The fish eats you: I eat the fish, and you become a part of me. Now, Fuck off with this shit.
@WMHarrison94: Instead, drive her to the nearest looney bin and have her be committed for being delusional thinking she is a worm in a bottle of water. The thining she was Napoleon was bad enough now this!
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Modern men cluck like hens.
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If you were a puddle, then I would scoop you up to pour you into the sea.
If you were a worm, then I would put you in the garden box to make the soil fertile.
If you love something, then set it free to be with its own kind.
It allows one to go to the bar to pick up another "puddle" or "worm" for fun before the sun rises again...
I nearly spit out my energy drink when she said women bring peace to a relationship.
Talk about damnable lies...That was a fucking whopper.
Yeah, she does bring piece! A piece of ass! However, she talks away all your peace, quietness, and sanity and shatters that fucking table into pieces to be sold or carted off... Is ass really worth it? With sex dolls and vibrators? Soon, obedient Sexbots? Hey, she replaced men with a battery operated assistant: Return the favor!
LOL!!! PEACE?!?!?!?!