My grandfather had a dirty joke when I was younger... I wonder if you heard a version of it. It was sometin like Adam was running tot he sea to the waves and God calls back... "No wait.. Eve..." Eve enters the water's waves. "Oh fuck, now the sea's gping to smell like dead fish...Dammit Eve."
you do not need the eu de toilet (pronounced ew day toy- LAY" "Water of the tiolet" or "hygeine." It's French derived from Latin originally... toilet refers to hygeine, like washing one's ass and "freshening up" but we named the john a Toi- Let" Don't know why... cause we lazy I guess... I guess the watery wipe/rinse made their asshole smell slightly better?! If you want men to find you attractive, you needa super (sex) pheromone... might drive men crazy like dgs in heat, you know the ones that try to fuck your leg... can you imaginng men doing that in public... oh wait, they do in San Fran... nevermind...
I've got my own own after shave forMEN. It repell's Femon's It's called "FUCK "U"" and it has the purfume of a really bad FART. I'm hoping it will keep femon's away, but the smell of some of them these day's especially entitled Land Whales their odor will probably remder my invention useless, in fact it will probably smell like Strawberries compared to some of the femon CUNTS around! lol! I was thinking of inventing a purfume with only femon WHOE Moans in it but it may attract lesbians to me! lol! I though I would call it "A touch of MINGE", like it will comp0liment their CAT's who have a "Touch of MAING"!
@SoloMan Zone: It might just be your T levels... they claim to want emotional available soy boys... but darsh gone it do they ever bitch about those damn muscular men that man their utuerus tingle... fucking Conservatives... LOL!
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Eau de toilette, emphasizing the toilette, ambergris the vomit of whales the most sought by the femon hordes to mask their fumes. Lol. Cheers
The Gay's have a spray version, they call it "POOF under the TOILET"!
I've got my own own after shave forMEN. It repell's Femon's It's called "FUCK "U"" and it has the purfume of a really bad FART. I'm hoping it will keep femon's away, but the smell of some of them these day's especially entitled Land Whales their odor will probably remder my invention useless, in fact it will probably smell like Strawberries compared to some of the femon CUNTS around! lol! I was thinking of inventing a purfume with only femon WHOE Moans in it but it may attract lesbians to me! lol! I though I would call it "A touch of MINGE", like it will comp0liment their CAT's who have a "Touch of MAING"!