Tomb Raider GETS WOKE & Gets DESTROYED In Epic Backlash As Fans DESTROY New Leftist Lara Croft
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Yeah lets have LIZZO the Lezzo - 500 lbs of sweet swinging success....
Yeah lets promote stupid mind fuck conformity - AND - people who are too fucking lazy to exercise and tidy up their eating....
The only leap Lard Arse Laura can make is to save the family sized pizza from sliding off the table.
And this is a "Game Feature"?
Fuck these WOKE cunts - punch them in their faces.
There is only one way I would buy this game, which I know they will never do, is if Lara's mentor perhaps one from the grave shows up at the end and slaps the black wokeness out of her... That just might be worth buying it discounted for $20.. oh wait inflation, $10... on STEAM... only if it is not like the Fallen Jedi EA games where you have to be on the internet at all times while playing... fuck that live service shit.
I remember the VERY FIRST computer game of "Tomb Raider" - and the game was successful - because she had GREAT TITS and a fantastic body.... Good looking for an animated character.
Then came that woman Anglien Jolie (???), who was chosen to play the computer game character, in the movies.
She was CHOSEN because she was built like the computer game character - and had some acting skills.
People want FUCKABLE stars.... Not unfuckable woke fuckwits......
Guess what they have just given us.....
I am not buying.
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