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This Chick Has Standards, STANDARDS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The Realist Philosopher
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Published on 28 Jun 2021 / In Comedy

⁣She doesn't like going outside, but she sure loves dating apps, the men
seem to like here, and she loves the attention, so long as it's from
buff guys. That's right, she has standards. High standards. If you love
to laugh, love comedy, and are not a snowflake then this video is for
you. Let the hilarity commence!

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ancientsea
ancientsea 3 months ago

She should be fattened for use as soft-sock, to be used later to make ''lamp-oil''.

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bigintol03
bigintol03 3 months ago

LMAO!

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nest006
nest006 3 months ago

Hard to tell with gluttonous people because the wrinkles don't get a chance, but I don't think she is anywhere near her 40's. If you are a glutton in your prime years it doesn't get any better later on.

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JMGTOW
JMGTOW 3 months ago

her standards are HUMONGOUS! !

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Defundthehoes
Defundthehoes 3 months ago

Does "buff enough" mean that you have to be able to lift that whale? Because I'm pretty sure the strongest man in the world would have trouble. Not even the isle itself can carry her down the isle if it was a moving floor, it would jam.

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Defundthehoes
Defundthehoes 3 months ago

She should marry a diet and exercise plan. She would thank herself for it.

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JMGTOW
JMGTOW 3 months ago

@Defundthehoes: no, let this fat whale get heart attack and die. it will do good for the world when she does.

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sithsith
sithsith 3 months ago

It is ball, a balloon, an elephant, no it is ultra land whale, it has its own gravity field !

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mrghoster
mrghoster 3 months ago

Hum! Chubby Chaser? sounds like a Drunk Night Club Singer! lol!

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mrghoster
mrghoster 3 months ago

Again the mention continuously if "Fetish" probably means it's what she really dreams of? all those mentions are hidden hints to what is really going on in its head? It started using "UN" Hinged! a lot of fucking dating apps for someone not interested in dating? and over 10 years as well? It is sowing 24/7 just to have something to wear, as by the time one is finished it's to small for her? What is that site called OK STUPID! I've never been on a dating app, and I wouldn't from what I've heard? all the lies and Photo Shopped pix and crap. Dating apps to me look like they are actually for Narcissist's that like to show and talk about themselves, which they are not really doing as they lie about who they are really?

Dating app's are for loser's both male and fefail? Mind you if you are looking for a VIRGIN, the this is what you can expect! As a Stoic I find that disappointment and not getting your own way is a Character builder as it entices the person to go and do better and not delude themselves they are fine with whatever? She TROLL's and when it happens the other way round that's unfair? Typical? Doesn't matter what a FEFAIL looks like they are ALL corrupt and Mentally unstable inside the head?

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mrghoster
mrghoster 3 months ago

I don't want this I don't want that really means SHE does. no Self Esteem because it cant keep it's PIE HOLE shut when food is about. Also I notice it is in what looks like a small room? This is because everything has to be at hand because it cant get up! Even the fucking hands are FAT, just look at how small it's normal sized thumb is? Not DON'T want to leave my house, more like I cant leave my house not with out getting builders in first to widen the front door! Productivity Journal - Translation - Empty Book! Who gives a shit where the cunt lived?It had to move to Toronto because being a bigger City it would have more room! honey Crammed against a Bus window is least of your worries, how the FUCK did you even get on a bus to start with? lol!

Besides you were only crammed against a bus window because that wasn't a boyfriend but a Cop arresting you for freaking out or attention seeking? Seeing the Apartment from the bus was easy it was the only one with reinforced scaffold on it! Fuck can you imagine being the person down on the next floor hearing this thing taking a SHIT! lol! I like the wording about MEN there, "Weigh More" Open!

How the FUCK to two fatties even carry out SEX? Jeeezzz! what a terrifying thought! lol! Do they use some sort of Adapter or pipe?

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sithsith
sithsith 3 months ago

It is ball, a balloon, an elephant, no it is ultra land whale, it has its own gravity field !

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mrghoster
mrghoster 3 months ago

Fuck it moves like a glove puppet! lol! wouldn't want to stick my hand up it's ASS! "TERRORhawks". Didn't know Jabba The Hut had a love child! lol!

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bigintol03
bigintol03 3 months ago

LMFAO!

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mrghoster
mrghoster 3 months ago

Standards? More like a set of STAND's to hold it up! lol!

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