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These microscopic bugs are having sex on your face while you sleep, says new study

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Published on 22 Jun 2022 / In News & Politics

Did you know you’re hosting nightly orgies without your knowledge? According to researchers, a horde of microscopic lotharios do the deed in your skin pores while you sleep.

Demodex folliculorum mites (sexy name) make their homes on human faces, eyelashes and nipples, moving between follicles in search of a mate. And a new study by a team at the University of Reading suggests they might be about to get even more intimate with us. According to the study, inbreeding is causing the mites to shed genes and cells, meaning they could soon devolve from external parasites to ‘symbionts’ that are actually part of us.

Although you should take comfort in the fact that, for every pair getting it on, there are probably a few getting friend-zoned. If you listen very closely you might even hear a barely audible ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’

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Councilof1
Councilof1 2 months ago

Boy they must be hard up to live on me. Seriously though welcome to life. It's no different than the dust mites, or whatever they, are living in your eyelashes and eyebrows.

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Drums_McBashington
Drums_McBashington 2 months ago

Human beings have more bacteria than human DNA. We are bugs. Next.

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DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33

WHAT KIND OF FEAR MONGERING BULLSHITE IS THIS. WHERE IS THE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE OR PROOF OR ACTUAL LAB/CASE STUDY,

I CAN SHOW YOU A EARTHWOM UNDER A SCOPE AND BE LIKE I HAVE FOUND "THE CURE TO STUPID FUCKERS"

GROW SUM BRAINS AND GROW THE FUCK UP \G/

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Drums_McBashington
Drums_McBashington 2 months ago

A cure for stupid would be pretty wonderful.

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eldrazi317
eldrazi317 2 months ago

@Drums_McBashington: it’s called culling. And from the looks of it it’s already on the works. With the vax making both male and female infertile— well I suppose in the future this might be called “Breed the Stupid out of the Gene Pool”, that or genocide.

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eldrazi317
eldrazi317 2 months ago

And make females infertile or have higher chance of miscarriage*Id also consider not screwing any vaxed female. Who knows if it’s transmitable.

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Drums_McBashington
Drums_McBashington 2 months ago

@eldrazi317: The Culling indeed. Trud'oh is still pushing the poke like it's a good thing. Claims to be vaxxed himself but also keeps catching the flu19. Sketchy horseshit, from beginning to end.

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