The "No New Wars!" President Starts a New War

Help Nick. My coworkers are absolute fools. They celebrate these new tariffs as is it's a good thing. X22 Report believes tariffs will replace the harsh income tax that only men pay into. Yeah right. The fat man needs more taxes to fund his harem of whores and cocaine habits. That's why tariffs and income taxes exist. Slobs simping for whores.
The funny part though is how my coworkers are all excited about the tariffs that will affect them far more than they affect me. Because they have pampered wives who are always wasting their income on material stuff they don't need imported from cheaper labor countries. Plus domestic sales tax. I hardly buy anything in comparison and have no debts unlike them.