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The Funky Western Civilization - Tonio K. (rock)

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Published on 09 Aug 2020 / In Music

Song from the Life in the Foodchain album (1978). Support this artist:
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mgtoad
mgtoad 4 years ago

Come on everybody
get on your feet
get with the beat
there's a brand new dance craze sweeping the nation
it's called the funky western civilization

Well there's a riot in the courthouse, there's a fire in the street
there's a sinner bein' trampled by a thousand pious feet
there's a baby every minute bein' born without a chance
now don't that make you want to jump right up and start to dance?

Let's do the funky
the funky western civilization
it's really spunky, it's just like summertime vacation
you just grab your partner by the hair, throw her down and leave her there

Well, they put jesus on a cross, they put a hole in j.f.k.
they put hitler in the driver's seat and looked the other way
now they've got poison in the water and the whole world in a trance
but just because we're hypnotized, that don't mean we can't dance

We've got the funky
the funky western civilization
so, so very spunky, it's just like summertime vacation
you just drag your partner through the dirt
put him in a world of hurt

Yes, you get down
Good god, you get funky
You get western (own up to it boys and girls)
and if you try real hard maybe you can even get,
you know, kinda, oh maybe kinda... civilized!

Mesdames et messieurs, bon soir. this is joan of arc. Tonio has asked me to personally deliver a rather special message.
he say he just cannot get enough of my 15th-century wisdom. he say he loves it when i talk goofy like this.
and after many a saturday night of doing ze funky western civilization together, i know for a fact he agrees with me when i say [in french]:
you can bullshit the baker and get the buns, you can back out of every deal except one

This is the funky
the funky western civilization
it's oh, so very spunky
just like summertime vacation
all's you gotta do is find some little kid somewhere and throw him way up in the air (never mind the parents)

yes it's a funky, a funky western civilization
and it may seem kinda skunky, you know, but it's hitting every nation (all across the universe)
that's 'cause all's you gotta do is grab your partner by the hair, throw her down and leave her there

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