the Darwin awards - F

Pajeet at the start, standing UNDER the tree trunk as it's being cut off.....

It lands on his head.

Well where in the fuck do you think it was going to go?

Fuck him.

Yeah that guy on the motorbike losing control at the end, and some old saying came to mind.... "It's not the crash that kills you, it's the sudden stop" - as his motorbike missed the pillar and he didn't.