Stabber Charges At Sergeant With Knife

The Kalahari Bushmen showed me how they catch baboons. Salt is a rare and highly prized mineral in the Kalahari desert, and the bushmen, know how to talk to the baboons. So the let the tribe of baboons, know they have some salt, So the bushmen drill a small, empty baboon sized hand hole into the side of a termite mound,, and the baboons are off a ways watching them, then the bushmen put a lump of salt inside the hole , inside the termite mound, and sprinkle a few salt crystals around it. Then the baboons see this, and when the bushmen retire to a safe distance, the baboons come in to get the salt. Now one figures out the is the lump of salt inide the termite mound, and reaches in to grab it BUT when the baboon goes to pull his hand out, with the lump of salt, his hand gets stuck, inside the hole. But the baboon panics and cant get free, So the bushmen move in to kill the baboon, but the baboon can't think that if he lets go of the salt, he can pull his hand out of the hole, and escape...... Women have primitive monkey brains. This is why she grips onto the tazer harder....