Request-Where the Fuck Do I Invest My Money!?

A client has a problem to be envious of - he doesn't know where to invest his money. After finding out he has no debts, a house paid for, and a car paid for in cash, Cappy is really scrapping the barrel when it comes to what to do with extra cash. Still, he has some ideas.

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