Reality Seeps Through The Drunken Haze...

I (almost) turned back into a Simp listening to this broad's crying. It's pretty easy for a guy to have some sympathy for her, but to not take her to jail would only make things worse. They. Just. Can't. Shut. Up.
I also don't think it's a good idea to lie to her. She needs to know the truth, even if she doesn't want to accept it. Most of them don't anyway, at least until she's sober.

More proof that, "They're children with breasts."
CGA

No acknowledgement of her part in a wreck with injuries. I believe this gynocentric society, spoiling and coddling women, is the cause of the cops treating her with kid gloves.

Give them enough time, and they usually tell on themselves.

It needs to be pointed out how calm and cooperative the man who was getting the sobriety check was. Excellent reflexes too. I sure as hell hope he got a pass.