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Popp Reads "50 Shades of Grey" | Popp Culture

Terrence Popp
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Published on 24 Dec 2020 / In Comedy

⁣What's more ridiculous than a series of badly written romance novels that began as "Twilight" fan fiction? A dyslexic Army grunt reading one of the love scenes in his code speak.

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2011stevejr33 27 days ago

wow I think you have had enough to drink for a night

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Baxter416 2 months ago

...I really don't understand how this book ever became so popular. For a work of erotic fiction or erotic romance, it's a joke. Fiction can be good reading even if it's not a great piece of literature. But this isn't even good on the lowest level of reading entertainment. First, all of the characters are a walking cliché. Anastasia - she's a literature major who is passionate over British romantic era authors. Then she graduates and gets a job in a publishing company (just like you'd expect in a soap, completely unrealistic). The guy Christian is even worse - 20-something billionaire business tycoon. Give me a break...somehow made billions, ....by what means...doesn't say...just rich, like most women fantasize about...and it gets worse...he's some kind of renaissance man: connoisseur of fine wine, classical music, and anything else artsy fartsy. Probably can just sit down and paint a masterpiece or effortlessly rip through a Chopin Polonaise. He has an 80 year old man's outlook in a 20 year old body [Gounod's Faust]. And the self-made billionaire gorgeous man is completely taken with miss nobody English literature major who we're supposed to believe is irresistible...all of a sudden we're supposed to notice now that he actually wants her. And of course she doesn't want all his gifts and isn't impressed with his money...the 'good girl' routine. Give me a f**king break...a typical Nora Roberts romance cliché. And the sex scenes are nothing special - just boring internet chat room S&M. Read about 2/3 of it, but only because the very beginning anticipation, where she and Christian first get together. But now that they became an item, it ceased to be anymore. No matter how hard you try, you just can't bring yourself to believe these characters were real...just the opposite - unoriginal, derived and, worst of all, just plain boring. So I just don't understand why people liked this book. Perhaps, it's just a sign of the times that dumbed down versions are the only material that can stimulate people anymore...I figured it was hyped up so much that it looked better to people who don't normally read this kind of fiction so the clichés are not as obvious. And I haven't even gotten into the writing style, not the worst ever seen. However, the words "flush" and "murmur" are used at least several times per page, so pretty much everything everyone says is murmured...and Anastasia is constantly flushed...;-)

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Klarjaeger 2 months ago

This brings me back to the summer -03 in a makeshift windshelter during my military training in Sweden. Our Lt Persson came over to see if we hade settled for the night. He sat down by the campfire and told a "goodnightstory". Dirty jokes and sextips.

I raise my whiskey for you Popp.

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JohnD 2 months ago

50 Shades of Gravy

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pauljh74 2 months ago

There's a family guy episode where Lois goes to the movies to see 50 shades.
First seat - the seat's wet
Second seat - seat is also wet
Third seat - seat is dry, but the back of the seat in front is sticky.

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nexus1961 2 months ago

Nope, couldn't get past 2:15... Holy smegma, that's some shit writing.

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HornyMeatball 2 months ago

1:53 for me

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IronPete RedPilled
IronPete RedPilled 2 months ago

Beautiful rendition Popp, although I would think Blake would dress you up in a sexy lace lingerie while reading. :-D

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Shadow Monk
Shadow Monk 2 months ago

Since I’m only 18 In a half and I’m unable to grab myself a menagerie, I’ll just grab myself a pack and huff n puff.

Those like me who cannot drink , Go on and grap yourselves a pack and lighter and enjoy the holidays + enjoy this wonderful peace of non gynocentric novel made by Terrence Popp himself fifty shades of grey...Love And Cheers Gents, Happy Newyear ; )

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Shadow Monk
Shadow Monk 2 months ago

Wait ohh it was just made by a chick but still Popp’s knows how to bring forth the entertainment.

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Epoch 2 months ago

I can't even.

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Grayhonda04 2 months ago

All you need now is be in a sexty dress, lol

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Sir 2 months ago

Merry Christmas Terrence Popp & Blake ! Thx 4 All You Guys do.

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Herbalist 2 months ago

I just can't watch this atm... it's Christ's Birthday, for Christ's sake! Maybe tomorrow...

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HairlessMonkey 2 months ago

You could read us an old white pages phone book if you can find one. That would be a big step up!
Oh well, Happy Festivus y'all! Don't forget, it ain't over until you pin the head of the house to the floor :-)

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Willdogjones 2 months ago

HAHAHAHAHA You're in a bathtub hahaha THAT'S COMMITMENT

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Councilof1 2 months ago

Popp wasn't joking. That's some shitty writing.

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nexus1961 2 months ago

Remember Anne Rice?? Did a whole lot of vampire books back whenTwilight was big, the L'stat" novels, well, she did a three-part S/M series REALLY loosely based on "Sleeping Beauty".. and it was better reading than 50 Shades is.

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warhorse 2 months ago

I actually had to take a Tagamet after the first 4 minutes. I'll TRY to listen to the rest of it.
(edit) AAAARRRRGGGG, sorry, couldn't do it.

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VulcanCannon 2 months ago

Merry Christmas

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SQUEAK077 2 months ago

Anyone paying attention to how msn and media are bashing men. Cumo is letting or reducing sentences for women who killed abusive boyfriends. I read about a 21 yr old in texas was killed by a man she was getting back together with. Now in my state there was a study done i watched on the news not to long ago that more women abuse men in a marriage but i tried to find the video and looked this info up and it was no where to be found even emailed the people at the station and no replies back. The more bashing of men i see it and no one does their own research.

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SOUKadath 2 months ago
finkster 2 months ago

' pummel me' she queefed as he slammed his engorged manmeat into her humongous honey hole.

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finkster 2 months ago

50 spades of gay

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Jackie 2 months ago

Please stop, this is to painful

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deadBeefCafe2014 2 months ago

Nowhere to go but up!

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extro82 2 months ago


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Embedded Basis
Embedded Basis 2 months ago

The Lifetime Movie Channel was never like this.

But it could be.

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jeffclouser 2 months ago

LMAO, Popp. Female porn is hilarious. Merry Xmas to you and Blake !

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snake_charmers_jj 2 months ago

You did it!!!! You son of a bitch ya did it!!!!!

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SQUEAK077 2 months ago

Need a Santas hat TP. Ending of the book... Are we there yet? Once I dated for a short time an english major but she tried to commit suicide after the 3rd date over her student loans. True story crazy times. The book dont sweat the small stuff.

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