Paul Harvey: If I were the Devil
Paul Harvey - for you young whipper snappers Paul was a VERY popular daily RADIO Sea-Liberty ... as in NEVER Forget the U.S.S. Liberty !
He Would Tour the United States of America, Incorporated ! <--- Regis - terd through Delaware of course AS YOU SHOULD BE ... NOW !!! damn it !@
I Seen Him Twiced. 1st Time ON ( in means IN the ground DEAD ! ) Oregon NATION STATE ~ 4th Grade Era in da summer time ...
2nd Time as a Young Man, in ... oh fuck me ... Upon Moses Lake, Washington After I " QUIT High (<---as If) School with MY MOMMY <---Yes I Refer To My Mommy as My Mommy ... Unlike ... :( :( :( My Buddy, My Friend, My Inter-Webs Companion TFM aka Turd Flinging Monkey ... My Mother Was Very Nice, Funny Sense of Humor, Loving, Wife Material, LAWFUL ( holy shit ... She is REASON I got interested in studying LAW )
MY FUCKING HARD CORE LIFE PROTECTION ! Mommy !
You Should've Been There. It Was the Doctor That Told Her, & Then Daddy When He Got To The Hospital From Work ~20 Miles Away.
You Should Have Been There As a Fly On The Wall. !
I Was Six Grade FUCK Nut, 6th Grade Screw Ball IDIOT nut Just 62 Years Old Like Now ... A Fresh & Fit <--- ( reference 2 those cup-cakes ! hahaha )
Blood Poisoning Due To That Stupid School That Day. DEEP RED Line From My Left Knee Cap To My Crotch.
As Per Doctor ~15 to 20 Minutes Away From Being FUCKING DEAD !
My M O M M Y ........ MOMMY ....... Mommy ...... Mom ..... My Mother Saved My Fucking Life !
You Oughta Stick Around For The Rest Of The Story !
Have a Great Fucking Day, & IF So Fortunate ... Give Your Mommy a Hug.! <--- Please :) I, Darryl Gene; family Harcourt would Deeply Appreciate That Gesture. :)
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