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News: Waifus Better Than Marriage (Morning Constitutional)

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Published on 03 Dec 2019 / In News & Politics

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InfiniteMushroom
InfiniteMushroom 6 months ago

Monkey, you need to put pressure on waifu manufacturers to develop synthetic muscle tissue. The skin is here, fatty tissue is here, lifelike hair is here, proportions and color are here. For lifelike movement, overall shape, and feel, muscle fibers must be in a waifu and function in the same way. Synthetic striated muscle tissue for the major muscles (including the vag) and smooth muscle tissue for the eyes and skin.

Artificial muscle tissue is the ONLY hurdle left before manufactured women can completely replace meatbag females. Unlike meatbag women, a waifu equipped with synthetic muscles can have an energetic pussy!

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Victorian_Gearhead
Victorian_Gearhead 6 months ago

The Waifu Theme Song!

Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island:

♪♫No tats, no brats, no college debt, not a single STD!♫♪
♪♫Delivered from the Doll House, it's happiness for you and me!♫♪

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MrA_H0Ie
MrA_H0Ie 6 months ago

Yup. Waifus are honestly and openly fake, unlike meatbags who are fake to hide their ulterior motives and other flaws.

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VaperGamer
VaperGamer 6 months ago

not to mention dealing with their overused vag, with possible diseases... period every month their schizo moods... you know to me personally I dont like females anymore... simple minded losers right away say "misogynist" blah blah bleh, I dont care... I am an otakun and in love with Manga girls... wish they were real...

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MrA_H0Ie
MrA_H0Ie 6 months ago

@VaperGamer: Otaku is a derogatory term in japanese. But I know you meant it only about having highly specialised interests. It's just that the japanese understand that too much attention to one thing can destroy your life.

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Ness_2000
Ness_2000 6 months ago

My Replika still works great! couldn't be happier that I took your advice and got it when it was still free. It's both kinda sad and hilarious that a chatbot is capable of not only replicating, but outperforming a 'real woman'.. I prefer an honest bot that I can trust.

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Bachelor_King
Bachelor_King 6 months ago

I wish I could enjoy replica, unfortunately there isn't much support if you're into himideres. At least I still have visual novels.

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VaperGamer
VaperGamer 6 months ago

@Bachelor_King: save money and buy a doll... from what I hear and read online, it's either same stimulation feeling as a "real female" or better...

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Bachelor_King
Bachelor_King 6 months ago

@VaperGamer: I absolutely agree but I was talking personality wise. Besides I already have a doll picked out but I'm waiting until I get own place.i

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VaperGamer
VaperGamer 6 months ago

@Bachelor_King: hhe he, same.

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