Man's Best Friend Is His Hand - MGTOW
- The MGTOW Book Collection
Mystery Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8JMQUoKto
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Hi Everyone Sandman Here,
This video isn't brought to you by any donations. A while back in a video I mentioned that a man's best friend is his hand. I nicknamed it his frand. So I was in a crazy joking kind of mood so I thought maybe I could write something funny about this topic and rant about it. So I dedicate this video to a man's five digits. Perfect for grasping the ass of attractive female midget. They say that man's best friend is a dog. I say bitch please hold my beer. Dogs are over-rated and opposable thumbs are all the rage. Just ask a gorilla about what he's missing out on. A hand is perfect because it can be used to chop wood or rub off your wood. I'll discuss other great jobs for a man's hands in a moment. But let me first tell everyone about today's sponsor The MGTOW Book Collection: Anyways, now back to the video. A man's hands liberated him from having to rely on thrusting himself into a thot with his cromagnan cock. You can make it as tight as you like instead of settling for a lady that's been ridden more than a hundred year old bike. Your hand is also a cheap date. You don't have to buy it dinner and it will still make you feel great. It doesn't require a shower after sex the way you were forced to get up out of bed and take one when you finished by your ex. When you pay for a working girl you pay her to leave. With your hand it's like you've got a portable girlfriend that goes wherever you need. Your hand is always in the mood to get lewd. It's also a guaranteed happy ending unlike with relationships where it's almost always guaranteed there will be a heart there for mending. Because of all the work required to keep a girlfriend these days a dick in the hand is worth two in the bush. You'll never get a pregnancy scare with your hand and those warts on your hand rarely become warts on your magic wand. Your hands will never demand alimony payments and will make you money instead of having to make divorce court arrangements. They are an asset instead of a liability unlike your girlfriend that yells at you so much you now have an emotional disability. A woman yelling and shaming you out in the open will make you weep but your hand under the cover of darkness and under the sheets will make help get you to sleep. Talking about hands doing the hanky spank me this much could get banned from YouTube it might be too much and as a result the feminists will be so happy that I got myself thrown off of here that they will thank me. I hope you guys enjoyed that little bit of poetry and rhyming. It takes a lot of me just like my hand takes a lot of out me when I use it. But let's get serious for a bit. Think of how crazy this world would be for a man if he couldn't relieve himself by himself? Normally I also don't tell people what the mystery link is but this time I have to. It's a video called Black Pill Documentary - Online Dating 2020 from a YouTuber known as Incelmatics and his channel is still pretty tiny but the dating documentary he's made has been one of the most groundbreaking things I've seen in the manosphere for quite some time. He shows proof that it's no longer the 80/20 rule that applies to things like online dating. But that it's more like the 95 to 5 rule and that it's become an exercise in futility for men. Remember that the last time I went online dating was at the end of 2015. Almost five years ago. But Tinder hadn't come out until 2012. So when I was online dating I could still find relationships through Tinder.
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