Kumite (Koom-a-tay) Champion 1987. Think twice before disturbing him in his natural habitat.

Go into your home get your gun (STOP your objective is to scare not kill) walk up cautiously (DO NOT point it at him) is he running away*; no? cock the gun (DO NOT point it at him) is he running away*; no? if you can safely do so fire in the air. (DO NOT point it at him) is he running away*; no? now say GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR I WILL DEFEN MY CASTLE (Castle Doctrine laws). (DO NOT point it at him) is he running away*; no? (STOP your objective is to scare not kill) point the gun AND Remember he did say he's the Kumite Champion of 1987 and has "nunchucks" Is he running away*; no? be prepared to defend yourself and Castle. is he shot? call the police and ambulance. you will be arrested use your 4th,5th,6th Amendment rights SHUT UP get a lawyer you know you're innocent and are in the right. *He is running away! Good you scared him off now call the Police be mindful of the state you're in (gun-friendly state?) and use your 4th,5th,6th Amendment rights acordingly. In your report state that he has "nunchucks" and knows how to use them because he stated he was "the Kumite Champion of 1987" this shows he was willing to use deadly force on you 1st.

WTF was this fat a-hole yapping about, LMFAO