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In case anyone needs to avoid a fight with kangaroo

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Published on 24 Feb 2023 / In Film & Animation

In case anyone needs to avoid a fight with kangaroo

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sauger1001
sauger1001 1 year ago

And (hopefully) they lived happily ever after. Lol.

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bigintol03
bigintol03 1 year ago

That should really come in handy here in Ohio! :)

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Yeah well - Kangaroos are kind of good, kind of clever, and kind of dense and kind of brainless... their main danger to people is the fact that anything that bounces on two legs with LONG feet with HUGE sharp enough clawed toes on the end, well the bigger they are, the more dangerous they are.... AND kangaroos do not carry any fat, they just build muscle in the good seasons and convert it back into energy in the lean times... So at their very worst, a kangaroo is like a boxer that laying down at the gym, punches upwards with say 30 Kg on each for say 4 to 6 hours a day, every day... AND instead of a fist, they have a short bladed knife that sticks out from between the middle fingers... So if they are really pissy, they can rear up and stand on their tail and just rip your guts open with a single kick... https://upload.wikimedia.org/w....ikipedia/commons/thu

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sauger1001
sauger1001 1 year ago

Just don't be that guy who killed himself, due to ("allegedly") high debt and an estranged marriage, then released several dozen wild animals (big cats, bears, wolves and monkeys) from his 70+ acre farm between Zanesville and Columbus (Axios, October 18, 2021).

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sauger1001
sauger1001 1 year ago

@sauger1001: My money's on the estranged marriage.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Their middle toe has a big sharp nail on it - not cut you sharp, but sharp enough that if kicked into the abdomen, will kind of cut / pierce a hole like a pointy stick through the abdominal skin, muscle and wall, and allow the toe / end of the foot in - and as the kangaroo kicks downwards, the belly then tears open, usuall disembowling the person they went up against, some times it's a decent scratch and sometimes it's a proper puncturing of the intestines and a partial disembolment....

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

The claw on the big toe is like a not real sharp, and tiny, push dagger. https://upload.wikimedia.org/w....ikipedia/commons/thu

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sauger1001
sauger1001 1 year ago

@sauger1001: Just to clarify, the incident occurred in 2011. The article I read, was published in October of '21.

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bigintol03
bigintol03 1 year ago

@sauger1001: lol, I'm not that guy, but I do remember the incident!

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

That is either about 40 or 50 Kg of good eating, or a good buddy that mows your lawn.

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