Igor The Gay Doomer 🏳️‍🌈 (Doom Metal) WITH LYRICS

*LYRICS*

Hello again...

It's me, Igor...

I can't make any friends because they laugh at me.
I am odd and i'm weird and I have a small dee.
Females will never take me seriously and neither do men.
I like playing with barbies and I'm attracted to ken.

Men seem more approachable and not so crass.
Maybe if I'm lucky they will pound my ass.
So I joined a men's group even though it's risky.
Because it makes me so horny excited and so frisky.

But what I couldn't foresee is that I would get caught.
Oh my God this really really didn't turn out like I thought.

Everyone laughs at me...

Cause I'm a creep!
I'm a weirdo!
What the hell am I doing here!
I don't belong here!

So I made a post to try to make being gay less frowned upon.
Because I dream of meeting a John a Sean or a DaQuan.
My existence on this planet left me torn and eviscerated.
The only thing remaining for me is to go and get castrated.

I want to bring LGBT tolerance to Men Going Their Own Way.
In a sneaky manner in which they won't find out that I am gay.

My favorite band is Judas Priest and I hope to feel Rob Halford's touch.
Or I'll go to a glory hole in Amsterdam to meet with a hunky Dutch!

Cause I'm a creep!
I'm a weirdo!
What the hell am I doing here!
I don't belong here!

Please hold my hand, and rub it on your beard.
Kiss my lips and hold me tight and don't call me weird.
I feel your bulge touching my chest because you are much taller.
Will you make me crawl gag me tie me and make me wear a collar?

I'm your Queen treat me like Freddie Mercury.
Use me and abuse me and send me to surgery.
Yass girlfriend you're so fierce grab it and slay.
And remember to keep a secret the fact that I'm gay!

Hit me baby one more time...
Oops I did it again...
Crack a whip, and break my will...
Mount me like a pony...
Ride me into the sunset...
Or maybe the rainbow is better... 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I'm your twink, you're my bear.
Make me stink, pull my hair.
It's my kink, call me Claire.
Spike my drink, and my bum you will tear!

Remember my name... Igor MGTOW.
What's my name... Igor MGTOW.
Say my name... Igor MGTOW.

You're goddamn right... queen...
Can we use some lube tonight...
Or maybe the baby oil...
Either way, you decide...
You man milk is coming to a boil...

And remember, I am MGTOW... not an incel... nor gay.

I promise... wink wink... ; )

And I will dox anyone who goes agaisnt me...