how NOT to cross a road - Darwin awards
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Music: Tankard - from the album Zombie Attack
Feel sorry for the motorcyclists.
I am glad that we got brainwashed with this as children.
Hector the Cat....
Hector the Cat - Road Safety TVC - https://www.mgtow.tv/v/PeZxfC
4:19
That section of people crossing the freeway in the dark, wearing dark clothes... probably drunk....
This is why it is so important to wear LIGHT WHITE and REFLECTIVE clothes in the dark..
To always look before you do cross and also to have really good head lights....
I have almost hit a few people who have no brains and race across the street in the dark, wearing all black, at 11 pm at night, in a dark section of the road...
Fuck Them.
I mean I don't celebrate people fucking up like this...
But you just have to be so fucking careful - especially around roads and vehicles...
There was some fucking idiot safety survey that said, "Getting hit by a car at 30 Kmh has a 10% chance of getting killed, but getting hit at 50 Kmh has a 90% chance of getting killed.
AND I am the only person I have ever met, who has crossed into the grassy area, up the middle of the Tullermarine Freeway in peak hour... across 4 or 5 lanes of traffic, and fully aware of people possibly not seeing me standing on the white line or changing lanes from behind a truck or being distracted and or drunk or not wearing their glasses etc., and just cleaning me up - full on at 100 Kmh....
I had dropped my wallet accidentally off the overpass... and HAD to retrieve it so I could get the few hundred K's home.... I made it there and back, and I did not enjoy one second of it.
It was like the game frogger, with cars passing behind me and in front of me, as I stood on the white lines, in a wide corner, waiting for small gaps in the traffic....
Fucking Jesus... NEVER doing that again.
Sort of like this in the right hand lanes...
https://cdn.broadsheet.com.au/....cache/7f/d8/7fd8c390
But this was it before they figured out how to get more cars into and off the freeway, before the very end.... They had more green shit in the middle and big traffic islands full of grass and trees and all.....
https://imageresizer.static9.n....et.au/EZrCpSyi-wdLSV