Grim's Uncanny Valley Premiere: Loot Line!

Game: Loot Line (Candylight Studio)

Come to a land with horribly broken dialogue where pirates don't need a shirt. Somehow this game had 10,000 steam wishlists. It has a story, but not much of one. At least it's a game where the protagonist actually has a more realistic size downstairs, like myself - but that's about all I'd have in common with him as I don't eat roids for breakfast.