Elon Musk To Buy D&D As Well As Magic: The Gathering To Save From Woke Collapse As Gary Gygax Erased

"We can't produce anything of value ourselves, so we're going to plagiarize white men's achievements while simultaneously denigrating them for not focusing on us."

Bring back the 1983 cartoon, as close to the original voices as you can get, and with the guys who wrote season 2 in charge.

Their loss... Go Elon. Get her done!