Do This To Calm Your Angry Wife

Good ones. For those who don't understand this is all a joke, order your tombstone before doing any of these.

The best fail-safe solution to this problem : have a law accepted that makes it illegal for any woman on PMS to interact with any other human (or animal, for that matter).

A woman commented online somewhere that during her PMS rage episodes, they instantly disappear the moment she receives manjuice in the right place. So is PMS just a mechanism nature has imbued to females to avoid that she would continue to stay with a male that does not impregnate her? Basically her body rages at you for not knocking her up? Interesting perspective...