CRAZY Conspiracies ERUPT Over Solar Eclipse On Monday, IT IS THE END

Nonsense like this proves how most people are miserable and want to die to end their suffering. But they won't be open and honest about it.
Are you trying to doomsday scare me or give me hope my suffering will end? Should I quit my job Tim? I mean come on. You social media do this eclipse thing every time it occurs now. You're acting like people from before 1000 ad.
I tell ya what though. Can we get a goddess waifu of the sun instead of the Fed and State as our Gods? Goddess of the Moon. Unlike false gods and social media gods they aren't asking for welfare donations either.
Goddesses of the Sun and fertility. Just to troll modern infertile women add in the fertility Goddess part.