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cOOMER sAYS "mY TESTOSTERONE iS gOOD, nOT TOO hIGH!'

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Published on 09 Dec 2022 / In Comedy
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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 months ago

Hmmm, I have been thinking" Remember Beck's "I'm a loser, baby..." We should culturally reappropriate as us White Guys have done throughout History: "I'm a Coomer Baby, Why don't you fuck me?..."

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 months ago

"I am not a Coomer: I am a simp paying for Only Whores! That draWING IS NOT ME!!!" Toxic masculinity... "I coom five to six times a day... but I am not a coomer!" What did Sin-der-Ella teach us? If the shoe fits... I mean that is kind of impressive cooming five to six times a day? I though most people maxed out at four maybe five times a day-- but doing that daily? Where's Koroi? He beat his meat like it owed him money? Let's ask him. But, as I was saying on a diet of soy and soy milk and lattes? Really? I think he is counting his pre-cum or some syphilis drippings personally... just saying my suspicions. He definitely is not a Boomer! A Boomer would have got a bitch drunk or high and fucked eight ways from Sunday back in the good ole days when it was legal... before Alyssa Milano and her Pound Me too cuz I'm a slut movement... I am perfectly healthy!" Huh-hum. Sure buddy

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GenerationLESS
GenerationLESS 2 months ago

I'm born inbetween Boomers and Xers, hence GenerationLess. Back in the day the joke was; Why did God invent tequilla? So fat chicks could get laid too.

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