Big Fat Bitch Australian Cop - Funniest comment by vote gets pinned to the top.

I'll export her to your place.... then you can go at it from there.

"Fucking RUN for your life - Elephant Stampede!"

My thoughts exactly. No way this land whale passed a physical fitness test.

And everything from the hot tray at the fish and chip shop.

Fat Bitch - "Yeah give me 6 family packs and 2 gallons of Coke, and 4 hamburgers with the lot - Or I'll arrest you for Covid Thought Crimes!" --- ---

Shit dude, you should see it here in the USA, it looks like most police departments have thrown fitness standards out the window, and also mandatory retirement ages are also a thing of the past, some of the cops I've seen are older than Methuselah!