Aussie man jumps in river for a date LOL

If she was in the water and that thing attacked her I'd be like "bye,bye bitch!

yeah bad move man...

@TheRedKnight: Yeah the crocodiles, have enormous clamping force, and they snap shut... that is why his arm was all compound fractures - broken bones sticking out everywhere... I'd only fuck with one to kill it for food... AND you gotta remember that these fucking things have been hunting things like us and way bigger for the last 350 million years.... Never underestimate them as being stupid or incapable...

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: yeah, never poke fun at nature :| what a simp ooof

@TheRedKnight: First it's a 3 meter crocodile... 9'6" and then the idiot is on drugs and attempting to steal a car and getting into a brawl with police...... He doesn't look real bright in the first place..... An idiot by limited wattage......

@TheRedKnight: https://www.9news.com.au/natio....nal/teenager-attacke ----------- https://www.abc.net.au/news/20....17-06-06/croc-attack