99 Women at a singles event and NO MEN SHOWED UP - Hint: "The women are complete fuckwits."

Hmmm. Where are all the good men? Locked at home: Their Amish wives took their horses away and locked them up. The men can't leave...

Why do they keep asking where all the single men hang out? Uhm, they hate men and told us to fuck off. And doesn't she know we have Passports now?

Why take yourself to dinner? You should be cooking it yourself...

So, little Irish or English firecracker? Useless hands huh? How much do you cook? How well do you cook?

Uhm... put your Faith in God El Elohim of Israel not men or for us, in women...even if her name is Faith, real or stripper tag...