6 Million Pizzas - High Def - Chock full of details.
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Publié le 16 Jun 2025 / Dans
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This is a cracking pace with LOTS of nuances, details and LOL.... It's really good.
Oh God..Bring back the big tittied blondes!?! No wonder I rather watch Tim Fool....
Truth is truth though; sucks. while the broken vase is shattered there's no reasonable way to put it back together and have it fulfill it's previous role... might have to grind it down to dust and rebuild from scratch once more.
... Hmmm... Honestly, I would have liked for them to have provided all of the math, a bit more emphasis on the use of the ballpoint pen that didn't exist at the time (maybe a quick bit about how tiny hats seem to add some kind of sexual deviance into all artistic works)?
(dumbshits in the modern world who would fail to understand things like an allegory would make some quip about their local grocery store having at least 150)
Maybe a bit more about how six million "died" but the population has a small increase regardless.
"The juden were the Fuhrer's obsession. not mine; Ann Frankly I'm insulted by the insinuation" (Hellsing Abridged)
A 'magical' time machine oven that they have to pull the swastika logo panel off to get to the switch in the middle of the star logo of the religion to turn it on... so they can magically violate the laws of physics...
"New and improved Zyklon X, doesn't leave a stain!"
Might be a more :> "on the nose" to just make a 'short' about a time traveling tiny hat who decides to undermine everything; bad guys would be two individuals easily mistaken for Hitler...
It would go over the ballpoint pen going back in time (still obvious that the dad wrote almost all of it, ugly cursive paragraph followed by immediately perfect cursive. The tiny hat uses an exaggerated disguise to ask a 'German' engineer (with a suspicious nose) how to lower the efficiency of the "ovens" and gets laughed at and chased out because the numbers are impossible. They then "infiltrate" a camp to discover their grandfather's tattoo "number" was never used, changes 'disguises' three times, using different numbers and they're all incorrect
(the last one 'great, great, great grandfather's was somehow valid but already assigned to a woman) is let in anyway ("Hans!, leave the poor ugly woman alone...) and is immediately invited to the an orchestra, walks by the post office in time to see that the real reason a life saving letter never arrived... was they went cheap on postage. They walk by the filled swimming pool that camp prisoners are using and pass by the delousing shack and is warned to stay away from it by another German solider, because it's dangerous. Gets attacked by a young tiny hat who though they were a German; badly enough to need to be taken to the medical facility, where they receive compassionate care. They leave the camp by time travel to a few years in the future and watch the results of the "allied forces" on their trail of rape, murder, and pillaging the civilian German population.
The two bad guys who look like the Fuhrer show up, one looks to the other they nod and offer a large gold bar in exchange for the tiny hat time traveler to make all the stories real, camera dims... and in quick succession tiny hat shoots them and tries to take the gold but it disappears, stops himself first, tries to grab it and run, it disappears, shoots one, grabs and runs, it disappears, shoots the other grabs it and runs and it disappears, walks up to them, looks left, looks right, signs the agreement then takes the gold bar, hand rubbing commences
One day later the gold bar disappears, goes back a day then gets to work on improving the ovens, not enough, rebuilds the showers completely, air tight doors that open in and seal, building means of dropping zyklon-b through shower room ceilings which requires a complete redesign of the roofs. Then they try to build conveyor-belts of death and the trap floors, and the rectal inflation devices, and the jerkoff machines and every other device, tool, etc and it still isn't enough because as soon as any of those things are put into place the camp shuts down...
Finally he appears in the Fuhrer' office and sees the entire folder regarding the deportation to south america and everything that says 'we're not going to kill them, we will humanly transport them out of our nation', the documents regarding the logistics of the camps, the displayed costs of keeping food going to those camps in war time, the fuel costs, the transport costs, that diverting any supply lines to camps is detrimental to war efforts in cost of currency and lives, but that they maintained it anyway... burning page by page... then they grab stationary, and carefully type one page of Kill all Jews, seals the document and puts it in the outbox for orders, gets rejected, no one believed it, forged the signature, no one believed it, embossed the order and forged the signature, still no; travels back to the present visits 'the museum' grabs the "real" documents time travels back, puts the "real" orders in and leaves, the gold bar reappears and the elated tiny hat returns to the future.
which bears a much stronger resemblance to 1950's sci-fi, flying cars, centenarians looking 30, Asimov robots, everyone is healthy fit, disease free, world has been 'colonized' completely peacefully and there are regular flights to the moon bases.
lol I thought I was going to learn how to make super quick pizza