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She Still Can't Cook

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Published on 14 Sep 2022 / In Comedy

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

Fuck she is an ace cook... It would be NICER with fresh ingredients... but it's still pretty fucking good..

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smileyman
smileyman 3 months ago

?????? GTFOH

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

I taugh her everything she knows, which is why she is such an awesome cook.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 3 months ago

WTF? You literally baked it for thirty minutes? If you cooked it properly you would have been finished in twenty minutes before you baked it? Jeese us? Where the Hell is that giant meteor? I mean I experiment, sure. But I use airfryers and shit to speed up cooking more more healthier? Well, at least the wine help sterilize it. I was literally thinking until she added the wine and tomato sauce, how the Hell is the noodles to going expand so you can eat them?

Shit man, I was just commenting after watching RT's EU crazy German lady's address which ignored the whole fucking EU and their "problems," that "Back to the Kitchen" should be the theme... now I am reconsidering that!? WTF? Good video Bro!

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

You would not look so good in a dress, for starters you have hairy legs and a skinny arse..... So I will take her cooking over yours any time - Mr Baked Beans still in the TIN - Cordon Bleau Chef.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 months ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Your loss bro... I have been cooking since I was four or five when I made pancakes and eggs on the regular and my own cake by myself... Back when Women Were In the Kitchen, ohh, the crazy good ole times! You eat this THOT's shit: you'll be shitting your life away dying from God of Israel knows what!

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: She is a good cook... and she gets two things done at the same time - the spagettie cooks in and soaks up all the juices = amazingly amazing idea.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: OK if her cooking is so shit, copy her recipe and give it a go. I bet it turns out really great. However, you can chicken out if you want too.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: I won't say anything if you either fuck it up or chicken out.... Just put it in a video and we can admire your cooking skills from a safe distance.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 months ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Wow. I value my life too much to try this recipe. You might as well eat the one where she combined (likely a different woman) dinner and desert at the same time: It was like baked strawberries, chocolate, spaghetti, wine, cheese, sauce, and some other shit.... a mixture of stove top cooking and then baking all that shit together. No thanks...

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 months ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: I was a biochemist: I know the things that will kill you... from uncooked food and undercooked meats... just saying.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: This is your way of saying, "I can't cook for shit"?

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 months ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: No. I am saying I grew shit in a lab and learned about worst shit. I will not even try because I value my life and all that I learned. The risk is not worth it. I survived too many wars to die from worms or something from this "recipe." Life is risk and rewards. I risked more than what most men could muster even under certain death. No Thanks!

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: So you really can't cook at all then?

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 months ago

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: I can and do cook all the time. I am not cooking that,

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: If you open a can with a can opener, what do you open a banan with? A banana opener! - Yeah you got it right. You still can't cook but.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: "I am not cooking that" ===> "I can't cook that" (either)

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

It looks all right to me - Fuck I'd eat that....
If the spaghetti had enough time and liquid to soak up - then it should be soft enough to eat...
And anyway if it's not crunchy and hard, it's edible.
It flops enough - so it's edible.

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