She Still Can't Cook

I taugh her everything she knows, which is why she is such an awesome cook.

You would not look so good in a dress, for starters you have hairy legs and a skinny arse..... So I will take her cooking over yours any time - Mr Baked Beans still in the TIN - Cordon Bleau Chef.

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Your loss bro... I have been cooking since I was four or five when I made pancakes and eggs on the regular and my own cake by myself... Back when Women Were In the Kitchen, ohh, the crazy good ole times! You eat this THOT's shit: you'll be shitting your life away dying from God of Israel knows what!

@WMHarrison94: She is a good cook... and she gets two things done at the same time - the spagettie cooks in and soaks up all the juices = amazingly amazing idea.

@WMHarrison94: OK if her cooking is so shit, copy her recipe and give it a go. I bet it turns out really great. However, you can chicken out if you want too.

@WMHarrison94: I won't say anything if you either fuck it up or chicken out.... Just put it in a video and we can admire your cooking skills from a safe distance.

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Wow. I value my life too much to try this recipe. You might as well eat the one where she combined (likely a different woman) dinner and desert at the same time: It was like baked strawberries, chocolate, spaghetti, wine, cheese, sauce, and some other shit.... a mixture of stove top cooking and then baking all that shit together. No thanks...

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: I was a biochemist: I know the things that will kill you... from uncooked food and undercooked meats... just saying.

@WMHarrison94: This is your way of saying, "I can't cook for shit"?

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: No. I am saying I grew shit in a lab and learned about worst shit. I will not even try because I value my life and all that I learned. The risk is not worth it. I survived too many wars to die from worms or something from this "recipe." Life is risk and rewards. I risked more than what most men could muster even under certain death. No Thanks!

@WMHarrison94: So you really can't cook at all then?

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: I can and do cook all the time. I am not cooking that,

@WMHarrison94: If you open a can with a can opener, what do you open a banan with? A banana opener! - Yeah you got it right. You still can't cook but.

@WMHarrison94: "I am not cooking that" ===> "I can't cook that" (either)