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She Only Bitches When She Breathes

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Wassermann MGTOW
Wassermann MGTOW
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Published on 12 May 2020 / In Music

⁣She said if we got married
Buy a house and some land
Pick out our circles of trust
Those matchin' weddin' bands
Life would be so sweet
And I'd treat you oh so nice
We'll be rollin' in the hay
Almost every night
Now one year later
Honey, I need you to mow the grass, take out the trash
Put the dishes in the dishwasher
And for heaven's sake, put the toilet seat down
She only bitches when she breathes
Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie
Since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams
Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes
She was always smilin'
Shy in many ways
She always kept me hangin'
On every word she'd say
She was sweeter than honey
And every man's dream
She said let's tie the knot
We'll make the perfect team
Now one year later
I work all day just like you do, why don't you wash your own clothes?
And buy some new underwear, because these won't come clean
And by the way, not tonight, I have a headache
She only bitches when she breathes
Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie
Since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams
Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes
Yeah she only bitches when she breathes
Rollin' in the hay upsets her allergies
Won't wear no sexy lingerie
Since she ate that wedding cake
Only thing she blows is my money and dreams
Yeah this circle of trust is like a band of thieves
She stole my heart and then my self esteem
I'll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes
I'll have to sum it up this way
She could turn a straight man gay
She only bitches when she breathes
Why don't you cook for me anymore?

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MikeGolfTangoOscarWhiskey

If she breathes, she's a bitch.

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Councilof1
Councilof1 14 days ago

Not a country fan but that's a good song.

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