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If you don't put that tongue back in your mouth I am going yank it out...AAAHHHHHH! ?

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Published on 16 Mar 2023 / In Film & Animation

Got cha!
How about some tongue jokes?

"We have come for an examination," said the young girl.
"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."
"No, not me," said the girl. "it´s my old aunt here."
"Very well,"said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue."

Two extremely drunk men were stumbling toward home after leaving the bar one night. As they staggered through the backstreets they noticed a dog sitting on his front porch giving his business quite a tongue bath. One of the men turns to the other and says
"You know, I wish I could to do that."
To which the second replies
"I bet if you ask him nicely he very well might let you."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from your living room wall?
Art.
What if he also had no tongue?
Tasteless Art.

And least but not last I have a tongue twister for all to try, I learned this when I was a fifteen year old kid, I can still pull it off...
I'm not the Pheasant plucker, I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate.
I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant pluckers late.
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