4 Things That Most Often Ruin Men's Lives! (Video Games, Girls, Gym, Business)

So I should spend my life exploiting people for personal gain. Instead of putting my mind to work on modding video games and enjoying my life as a simple person who isn't out to take advantage of low IQ types who would pay money for a consultation phone call. Or I can work 15 hours a week and enjoy games with mods which are free.
Should I join the military and actually murder people in real life for that fat Gov income? Or play video games where no one is truly hurt by bullets and greed. Tough moral choice here.
I can smash waifus in PC games. Or get a real woman pregnant and end up in baby jail while she is celebrated for sacrificing the child in abortion.
If only more people could just enjoy the glorious escapism of video games instead of trying to violate other peoples' freedom and quality of life. I'd love to see your average corrupt politician sit down and play a Civ game to see how uncaring they are of their digital citizens and soldiers.